Comedian · Storyteller · Killer of Excuses

RONNIE
FRYAR

Honest storytelling, quick crowd work, and the awkward, hilarious moments that connect us all. As seen on Kill Tony.

About

Real Life Is Funnier

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Ronnie Fryar is a stand-up comedian, storyteller, and creator who believes the best comedy comes from real life.

A military kid turned marketer, father, entrepreneur, and comedian, Ronnie has built his career by turning life's hardest moments into laughter. His comedy is rooted in honest storytelling, quick crowd work, and the awkward, hilarious moments that connect us all. Whether he's talking about dating, fatherhood, faith, heartbreak, or chasing impossible dreams, Ronnie invites audiences to laugh at the parts of life most people try to hide.

After producing successful comedy shows across South Texas and founding Corpus Christi Comedy, Ronnie took the biggest gamble of his life — leaving behind stability to move to Austin and pursue stand-up full-time. That journey led him to the world-famous Kill Tony stage, where he introduced his story to a national audience.

When he's not on stage, you'll find him writing, filming Confessions of a Killer, producing comedy shows, or chasing the next great story.

"Make people laugh. Tell the truth. Leave every room a little better than he found it."
Watch

On Stage

I'm in Luv with a Stripper! — Kill Tony
"And They Call Me Racist" — Kill Tony
See More Clips on YouTube
On Screen

Acting

"Lost Sunday" — Written & Directed by Javi Luna
Shows & Crowds

Packed Rooms, Real Laughs

Ronnie has performed at the Comedy Mothership, Cap City Comedy Club, and House of Rock, and has produced shows across South Texas — including a Toys for Tots benefit show and a comedy night honoring veterans.

For Venues & Promoters

Book Ronnie

Available for stand-up sets, hosting, and full shows. Reach out with your date, venue, and details.

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The Book

How to Be a Killer

"I'm probably not the person you should take advice from." My bank account has spent more time in the negative than the positive. I lived in a house full of heroin addicts. I let someone cheat on me — and took her back. More than once.

This isn't a book about what to do. It's a book about what not to do — written by a guy who ran across the Golden Gate Bridge to outrun a life he didn't want, and killed the version of himself standing in his own way. A real-life dramedy about excuses, comfort, fear, and the slow, unglamorous work of becoming someone worth being. Not a memoir — a self-improvement book. It's a love story where the hero doesn't get the girl, but falls in love with life instead.

Buy the Paperback Preorder on Kindle howtobeakiller.com
Follow Along

How to Be a Killer: Volume Two

Ronnie is currently living Volume Two — the next chapter, unfolding in real time. Follow the journey now; it'll make its way into the next book eventually.

Watch Volume 2 in Real Time
How to Be a Killer Volume Two
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Official Merch

Shirts, mugs, and more — shipped through the official Ronnie Fryar Comedy store.

Wise Monkeys graphic t-shirt
The Wise Monkeys T-Shirt
$22.00
Ronnie Fryar Comedy logo mug
Follow the Journey Coffee Mug
$12.99
Flamin' Hot Approved mug
Flamin' Hot Approved Mug
$12.99
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